A Modest Proposal: A Men's Studies Program
Required Core
- Intro to Mojination
- Advanced Mojination
- Pocketknife Safety
- Sports Theory
- Basic Channel Surfing
- Intro to Fire-Building
- Home Electronics
- Advanced Home Electronics
- Recreation Studies
- Techniques for Adverse Driving Conditions
- Power Tools and You
- Dogs: Man's Best Friend
- Diesel: Man's Other Best Friend
- Seminar in James Bond Theory
Electives
- Automotive Theory
- Household Repair
- Direction-Free Driving
- Non-Verbal Communication: With Men
- Non-Verbal Communication: With Women
- The Art of the Workup
- Advanced Channel-Surfing
- Advanced Barbecue Theory
- Advanced Electronics-Based Recreation
- Cooking: Dinner on Two Pans or Less
- Etiquette
- Remedial Communication: How to say "I'm sorry" in 32 languages
- Dressing Yourself
- Home and Vehicular Safety
- Independent Study: Landscaping
- Procrastination
- Drink Mixology
- Remedial Beer Selection
- Outdoor Sporting