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Brian Gongol

Go get your computer updated against the slew of new problems that emerged this past week. These are important updates you need to handle right away.

Is the Des Moines-originated band Slipknot crazy to sue Burger King? Possibly. But not as nutty as banning good-looking people from beer ads. We won't have to worry about any of those things if Al Qaeda succeeds in its seven-step plan to take over the world, but if history tells us anything, it's that destructive movements come and go but don't usually succeed in the end. Let's hope not.