Go get your computer updated against the slew of new problems that emerged this past week. These are important updates you need to handle right away.
Is the Des Moines-originated band Slipknot crazy to sue Burger King? Possibly. But not as nutty as banning good-looking people from beer ads. We won't have to worry about any of those things if Al Qaeda succeeds in its seven-step plan to take over the world, but if history tells us anything, it's that destructive movements come and go but don't usually succeed in the end. Let's hope not.