Brian Gongol
- Paranoid about how you look? Why, your face might be asymmetrical, or you could be shaped like a pear or have too much weight for your height. Oh, and those clothes look pretty awful on you, too. (6.3.2002)
- I wish I knew what the editors at Vanity Fair were thinking when they proclaimed Chelsea Clinton a "sex symbol." Maybe she's hot in some parallel universe, but she looks a lot like Hillary, and as a mid-20's male, I assure you: that's not a compliment. (6.2.2002)
