Brian Gongol
(8.25.2005)
On Having a Last Name That's Hard to Pronounce
Bob Moog pronounced his to rhyme with "rogue." For the record, "Gongol" is pronounced like the words "gone" (as in "outta' here") and "goal" (as in a soccer goal), or "gull" (as in "seagull"), depending on how you deliver the schwa.
(8.25.2005)
Onion "Intelligent Design" Spoof
It's not gravity, it's "intelligent falling." Absolutely hysterical.