Brian Gongol
(2006.04.21)
Why Stupid People Breed So Often
Boy meets girl in bar. Boy and girl get drunk. Boy goes to girl's apartment. Boy makes midnight bathroom run. Boy returns to wrong bedroom. Boy has sex with girl's roommate, thinking roommate is the girl. Roommate cooperates, thinking visitor is her boyfriend. Roommate's boyfriend is asleep on the couch. Cue "Benny Hill" theme.
(2006.04.21)
Queen Elizabeth Turns 80; Britain Starts Navel-Gazing
Will the UK become a republic when Elizabeth dies? How, exactly, would the Church of England handle the end of monarchy?
(2006.04.21)
Yahoo May Be Complicit in Sending Chinese Dissident to Prison
(2006.04.21)
A Beer that Cools Itself
Coming from Miller...when ice water just isn't fast enough