Who wants a body massage?
Ted Haggard, who's behind the New Life Church, believer in the inerrancy of the Bible and distinct adherent of the commingling of church and state, that's who. But the results of his interest in body massage aren't nearly as funny as when the same question is asked by one of GI Joe's sidekicks (video). Related: A video in which Richard Dawkins and Haggard argue over science and religion. Dawkins wins.
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