Former Front-Page Quotes
Brian Gongol

"Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job."
- Douglas Adams

"If you have time to complain, you don't have enough work to do."
- Jay Leno

"Less mayhem. More chocolate."
- Sam Graham - December 26, 1998

"It would be thought a hard government that should tax its people one tenth part."
- Benjamin Franklin

"No nation was ever ruined by trade."
- Benjamin Franklin

"The minute you start talking about what you're going to do if you lose, you have lost."
- George P. Shultz