The Brian Gongol Show on WHO Radio
Brian Gongol

Things to like about Des Moines include all that time we save in traffic, compared to the rest of the country. It's enough to buy a person several round trips a year to places like Chicago.

Some debate on phrases like "clear as a bell" and "clean as a whistle", along with plenty of helpful suggestions from callers, has pretty well left me just as confused as before.