Brian Gongol

The country just can't get its financial house or its political house in order. And if the government can't fix the fiscal problem, it's likely to start a snowball effect that will destroy the European Union as we know it.

The American Heart Association wants people to start doing hands-only CPR (forget the rescue breaths), pumping to the beat of "Stayin' Alive", which conveniently has a beat that matches exactly the pace that's considered ideal for chest compressions. Obviously, it's also impossible to stop thinking of that song once it creeps into one's head, so it's quite effective, too.

It's been unconstitutional (and thus unenforceable) for a long time, and now the FCC is taking it off the books for good

(Video) Very funny satire
