Gongol.com Archives: July 2023
The dewpoint in Des Moines -- 79°F -- is so bad that it calls for an entirely new class of swear words
Northrop Grumman says it doesn't think it's worth the risk to try to bid on building the next fighter jet for the Air Force
You can say you're "blessed", but there's no way you can achieve "Dog leading a procession for a Pope named Francis" status while occupying human form. It's just not possible.